Law #1: If anything can go wrong, Fix It! (To hell with Murphy!)
Law #2: When given a choice - Take Both!
Law #3: Multiple projects lead to multiple successes.
Law #4: Start at the top then work your way up.
Law #5: Do it by the book... but be the author!
Law #6: When forced to compromise, ask for more.
Law #7: If you can't beat them, join them, then beat them.
Law #8: If it's worth doing, it's got to be done right now.
Law #9: If you can't win, change the rules.
Law #10: If you can't change the rules, then ignore them.
Law #11: Perfection is not optional.
Law #12: When faced without a challenge, make one.
Law #13: 'No' simply means begin again at one level higher.
Law #14: Don't walk when you can run.
Law #15: Bureaucracy is a challenge to be conquered with a righteous attitude, a tolerance for stupidity, and a bulldozer when neccessary.
Law #16: When in doubt: THINK!
Law #17: Patience is a virtue, but persistence to the point of success is a blessing.
Law #18: The squeaky wheel gets replaced.
Law #19: The faster you move, the slower time passes, the longer you live.
Law #20: I always win... somehow... someway...